so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This baby is an asshole
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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