Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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