soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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