i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
