He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
