Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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