Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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