I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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