"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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