Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
why is half of my head shaved?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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