Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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