Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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