Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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