return my video game
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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