That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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