singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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