As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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