I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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