drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I did not marry a roomba.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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