I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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