Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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