yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it was like eating out sand paper
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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