We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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