You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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