So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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