I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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