matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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