And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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