your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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