Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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