I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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