yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need help removing her.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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