at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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