Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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