i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
