based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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