I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
