so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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