I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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