Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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