Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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