when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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