You did not just play the dead husband card again.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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