Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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