talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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