BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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