is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
