I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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