just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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