LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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