He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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