I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
