dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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