i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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