Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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